Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Robot Has Baby and Teaches Bible

I am not making this up. From a US patent application:

The Bot and Baby Bot are Robots. Bot is the bigger Robot and Baby Bot is the smaller Robot. There will be a switch on the Bot That will let the Baby Bot come out of Bots stomach. The wiring and The computer system will be located in the arms of both BOTS. Both Bots will be computerized, to contain the 66 books of the Bible. The Old Testamont and the New Testamont, and they will have buttons, To coincide with the name,chapter,page, and verse.

The Bot will be 5'8'' and the Baby Bot will be 3'5''. They both will be able to perform the same thing.

IT WILL ALSO LIGHT UP AND BE EQUIPPED WITH AN ALARM WHEN THERE IS ANY TYPE OF, DANGER.


United States Patent Application: 0070032165

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2 Comments:

Blogger Zillathustra said...

This is incredible. Beautiful, wonderful, slightly creepy.... Patent Application 0070032165 has it all. Judging by the faulty English, I think this is quite obviously a robot turned sentient, and ready to start replicating its way.

I, for one, welcome our new Bible preachin' overlords.

1:05 AM, February 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Science mixed with religion? Oh noooooo!!!

9:49 PM, February 15, 2007  

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